Purrrfect Brew – Coffee Cat Earrings

She was looking for a warm spot to sleep. She found your coffee instead.

This mismatched pair started off with good intentions. A black enamel cat peers over the rim of that off-white coffee mug you can't remember acquiring, a brown and gold acrylic coffee bean dangling above. On the mate, the bean swings from the mug's handle instead, because a cat's greatest joy in life is knocking things over. Zinc alloy and enamel, acrylic, alloy hooks. 2.25 inches. Give or take.

She's had a taste of caffeine now. Do not make eye contact. Just back away, slowly. The mug is hers now. Perhaps it always was.